JC-Penney Style Photoshoot

5 poses. $25. Infinite regret.

Join us for some pure, unadulterated awkwardness. The only thing crisper than our pilsner will be your crispy denim-on-denim.

We're bringing back the ultimate mall-glamour, one awkward chin rest at a time!

Bring your BEST (or worst) 80's/90's outfit!